Use the ‘Book My Chotu’ Service, Hire People To Slog It Out In Long Bank Queues For You
So are you tired of standing in long bank queues, day after day, in hopes of finally getting some moolah in your hands? Well, get in line. Apologies for the hurtful pun here, but what else can you really do?
Guess what? There’s something you can, in fact, try. If you’re desperate to find a solution to this unprecedented problem our loving Prime Minister has delivered to our doorsteps, then simply ‘Book My Chotu’ – the answer to your prayers and the messiah who will carry you to the shore.
Because with the sea monster that is this demonetisation, you have drowned way too many mornings, braved enough human waves, and still ended up with zero cash at the end of the day.
With ‘Book My Chotu’, however, you can hire people to replace you in serpentine lines that are only getting bigger as the days are getting shorter. By shelling just Rs. 90, you can entrust a hire to take the queue for you, while you tend to other important things – like a wedding or an ill family member, maybe.
And no, your hire will not step inside the bank. He will simply stand in the queue and save you precious time till your turn comes. And every chotu is an adult – above the age of 18 years and mature enough to understand the urgency of the situation.
We have all had chotus in our lives who have run errands for us – sometimes even better than us. Why not trust a chotu now?